Let’s be honest—life’s a ridiculous brawl between logic and lunacy, and this shirt captures it perfectly: a steroid-fueled boxer with zero chill going fist-first against a fire-breathing lizard in a hot pink bra, standing on The Great Wave off Kanagawa. Yeah. You read that right. You want subtle? Go buy a plain white tee and cry into your soy latte.
Printed in glorious 90s arcade pixel art, this masterpiece of fashion may cause spontaneous laughter, raised eyebrows, and philosophical debates with your uncle who “remembers when games had real graphics.”
Product Details 👕
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Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) 🧵
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Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) ⚖️
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Pre-shrunk: Yes — for a lasting fit ✅
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Construction: Side-seamed for a modern fit ✂️
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Durability: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping 💪
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Blank Product Sourced From: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA 🌎
Shipping & Processing 🚚
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Processing Time: 3–4 business days ⏳
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Delivery to USA Addresses: 1–2 weeks 📬
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Important Notes:
- ❌ We do not ship outside the USA.
- ❌ We do not deliver to PO/APO addresses.
Wear it to the gym, the arcade, your ex’s wedding, or your next court date—this shirt doesn’t judge. It just punches you in the eyeballs with awesome.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size Guide
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
